Anyway, aside from the roomful of screaming Thai schoolchildren we walked into, this place was awesome. The dude who owns this place (he's a teacher and was reading to the kids) is one of the happiest people I've seen in a long time. This guy has water bottles with "Million Toy Museum" printed on them and a shitload of his own books in the store. This is pretty big time, especially for Thailand. I'd be pretty happy too.
I took a bunch of pictures. Here's a few below. The rest are in the gallery. And...this is the first time I've gone on an adventure that didn't involve Buddha!